I almost tripped on the stairs today

When you take everything away from a man, he will take everything away from you

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nohedgehogsok:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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(via donde-esta-mi-queso)

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durbikins:

durbikins:

FUUUUCK. The circle pad cover on my 3DS is starting to fuck up because of Smash Bros. It’s been two weeks since I got the game.

i tried to glue the rubber back in place w/ krazy glue there was a tear and i didnt notice until after i went to push down on it glue leaked out and now my thumb is stuck to it

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ppl are saying to run it under water so my thumb comes loose fuck that im not risking my 3ds i got another hand but only one 3ds

(via sephybaby)

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iphone user:
*minding his own business*
android user:
AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user:
im not really a fanboy
android user:
let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user:
hey man thats in poor taste
android user:
good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user:
it's quite large
Android user:
you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user:
oh my god!
android user:
oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering